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Assassination of a High School President (2008)
6.20 Rating
93 min
High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isn't always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents' mini-van. Sometimes it's ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. There's something rotten at St. Donovan's High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funke's help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch lady's mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovan's High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances. But high school's not always what it seems. As Funke's popularity grows so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself? Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid underbelly of St. Donovan's. Student council members, college bookies, public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a learner's permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must crack the case before it cracks him.
Country: United States
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Release: 2008
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Release: 2008
Director: Brett Simon
Production: Vertigo Entertainment, Yari Film Group YFG
Cast: Bruce Willis, Michael Rapaport, Mischa Barton, John Magaro, Josh Caras, Kathryn Morris, Adam Pally, Melonie Diaz, Zachary Booth, Vincent Piazza, Josh Pais, Luke Grimes, Zoƫ Kravitz, Emily Meade, Jake Weary, Marc John Jefferies, Aaron Himelstein, Michael Zegen, Zach Roerig, Gabrielle Brennan, Reece Thompson, Ashley Springer, Joe Perrino, Robin Lord Taylor, Maria Elena Ramirez, Patrick Taylor, Tanya Fischer, Jessica Link, Laura Ford, Linsey Miller
Production: Vertigo Entertainment, Yari Film Group YFG
Cast: Bruce Willis, Michael Rapaport, Mischa Barton, John Magaro, Josh Caras, Kathryn Morris, Adam Pally, Melonie Diaz, Zachary Booth, Vincent Piazza, Josh Pais, Luke Grimes, Zoƫ Kravitz, Emily Meade, Jake Weary, Marc John Jefferies, Aaron Himelstein, Michael Zegen, Zach Roerig, Gabrielle Brennan, Reece Thompson, Ashley Springer, Joe Perrino, Robin Lord Taylor, Maria Elena Ramirez, Patrick Taylor, Tanya Fischer, Jessica Link, Laura Ford, Linsey Miller